Share your best jokes!
Do you know how many banjo jokes there are in the world? Only three; the rest are all true stories! Folks, everyone knows that banjo players get picked on like red-headed step children, but I find that the best defense is to beat ‘em to the punch! Let’s tell all the good jokes before the guitar players get their chance to pick on us.
Simply leave your best banjo joke in the comments box blow. The newest jokes that were submitted always appear at the top. My joke is first but it will be the last joke in the list once a few of you have submitted.
Your joke has to be approved before it will appear, so you’ll have to give me a little time to review it and get it posted!
Ssometimes I run contests based on my favorite joke submissions, so be sure to submit something!
How do you make a banjo player’s car more aerodynamic? Take the pizza delivery sign of the roof.
What is the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Why is a banjo like an artillery shell? Because by the time you hear either of them it is too late to run.
Thanks Dave! I resemble those remarks!
Q. How can you tell if the stage is level?
A. If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth
Banjo Paul says: this has always been one of my favorites!
Question: What’s the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza? Answer: a large pizza can feed a family of four!