Share your best jokes!
Do you know how many banjo jokes there are in the world? Only three; the rest are all true stories! Folks, everyone knows that banjo players get picked on like red-headed step children, but I find that the best defense is to beat ‘em to the punch! Let’s tell all the good jokes before the guitar players get their chance to pick on us.
Simply leave your best banjo joke in the comments box blow. The newest jokes that were submitted always appear at the top. My joke is first but it will be the last joke in the list once a few of you have submitted.
Your joke has to be approved before it will appear, so you’ll have to give me a little time to review it and get it posted!
Ssometimes I run contests based on my favorite joke submissions, so be sure to submit something!
My son came to me and said when he grows up he wants to be a rich banjo player. It broke his heart when I told him he couldn’t have it both ways.
Q:Whats the definition of a country gentleman?
A:Someone who knows how to play the banjo, but doesn’t.
How is playing on a trampoline different than playing on a banjo?
You usually take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
Paraphrase from the caption of a Far Side cartoon: “Welcome to heaven, here is your harp; welcome to hell, here is your banjo!”
I love that one Gerald. There were a surprising amount of Far Side cartoons featuring banjos. I love the one where the devil is showing an orchestra conductor to his place in hell. The devil is saying “…and this is your room maestro…” and through the door we can see an orchestra made entirely of banjos. L.O.L.
I SAW AN OLD MAN CLIMB UP ON A HORSE WITH A BANJO HUNG AROUND HIS NECK. WHEN HE STARTED PLAYING, THE HORSE STARTED BUCKING AND IT THREW HIM OFF BUT HIS FOOT GOT CAUGHT IN THE STIRRUP, AND THE HORSE CONTINUED BUCKING. FORTUNATELY, THE FELLA WAS SAVED WHEN THE MANAGER OF WAL-MART RAN OUT AND UNPLUGGED THE HORSE.
Ha! I’ve told this one on stage many times. Always one of my favorites for sure. Thanks a ton for submitting it!
How do you make a banjo player’s car more aerodynamic? Take the pizza delivery sign of the roof.
What is the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Why is a banjo like an artillery shell? Because by the time you hear either of them it is too late to run.
Thanks Dave! I resemble those remarks!
Q. How can you tell if the stage is level?
A. If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth
Banjo Paul says: this has always been one of my favorites!
Question: What’s the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza? Answer: a large pizza can feed a family of four!